spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(via thickmints)

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via thickmints)

pantography:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I really just wanna
Be doing you

(via sunnyraeee)

troylermellet:

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

image

oh good god i fucked up

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(via sunnyraeee)